Thursday, September 7, 2006

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY............



CLICK HERE TO SEE BEYONCE PERFORMING LIVE IN TOKYO http://music.aol.com/network_live/concert_videos/beyonce/ondemand

SEEMS LIKE THE ALL SO FAB MS.BEE CAN'T EVEN GET A BREAK ON HER B'DAY CHECK OUT PICS OF YO' GIRL DOING PROMOS FOR HER ALBUM IN ON TRL, 106& PARK AND IN TOKYO...........MAKE THAT MONEY MAMA....

AND THE NOMINEES ARE..................


HELLO PEEPS--
ITS AWARDS SEASON AND WITH SO MANY DUMB ASS AWARDS BEING HANDED OUT WE @ THEANSWER247 HAVE COME UP WITH OUR OWN LITTLE AWARD SHOW APPROPRIATELY TITLED
" WHAT THE FUCK?????"
HERE ARE A FEW OF THE DESERVING NOMINEES............



This pic speaks for itself . I'm gone need for Ms. Aretha to show the viewing audience some R.E.S.P.E.C.T
and not ever do this again moving on...............


I Love me some Kim, I said it before, and I'll say it again. But I will also say...WHAT THE FUCK!!! My bitch strollin' in the MAC Viva Glam event looking like a Grilled Stuffed Burrito. Her face has settled, and is looking more "natural" these days, and the makeup and hair is beautiful, but as far as her rhinestoned get up..."She looks like friggin' Liza Minelli."

Eve, Eve, E-V-E!!! See, this is why this chick really gets under my skin. She's always this close to really be fabulous sometimes, but just like Luther's curl, she just dont...Eve, she really don't...her excecution never quite comes out right. Like, did she REALLY have to rock them hot-ass black boots? And why, oh Lawd, why did she grab that old ass Goldie Hawn wig from the back her closet and pose like its the shit? So close, yet, so far away

Even better example. I rest my friggin' case.

Aww, you didn't think I wasn't gon' give you the thrwback WTF, huh??? Don't sleep.

And then...

Now this just really is self-explanitory.

Stay tuned for more nominies...













Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Peep This Shyt!!

Here's a clip of Mos Def performing an "illegal concert" outside the Radio City Music Hall last week. Supposedly this was an unauthorized performance which somehow yeilded him being arrested, instead of ticketed. This man is one of my favorite people. He's a talented MC, poet, actor and, apparently, activist. I'll be unbiased with this one folks, and let you be the judge. Leave your comments, babies.

My Beautiful People

Look at the beautiful Ms. LeToya Luckett gracing her beauty on the latest cover of Jet. Too bad the interview is not as intriguing, being as though she has to answer the same DAMN questions over and over again. True, her departure from Destiny's Child is a huge part of her media appeal, but let's ask her this shit for like another month, and then, LET IT
REST!!
Here's your first look at the new ANTM bunch. Looks like this season comes with a twist...apparently Tyra's added some transgender momi's to compete with the au'natural females. OOOh Wee!! Time to get fierce now ladies...and gentlemen. LOL
Now there are like, 5 women in this photo, and rest have bigger saks than Snoop, Meth and Red, and I don't mean saks of that "OOH WEE" either. So its safe to say that this year, viewers have the chance participate in finding out which ladies shave their legs and which ones shave their chests. Here's a hint; Tyra IS a
woman. LOL
I know I'm wrong for that y'all, but I just say what y'all wanna say.LOL
Moving right along...
Talk about random Bull Shit!!! Tamayra Gray has recently become a Mrs. ...
...TO THE KENNY G LOOKING DUDE FROM COLOR ME BADD!!!! Yes, babies. It's your "favorite" Season 1 Idol, and Mr."I Wanna Sex U Up", Sam Watters. UGH!!(barf) Love is DEFINITELY blind.
Speaking of damn near throwing up and goin' blind...

Its none other than Mrs. Star Jones-Reynolds. YAK! Look, I know them bitches did you dirty on the view momi, but I'm really gon need you to smile more, seriously.

Fox "Booga" Brown almost grasps the concept of smiling...uh, yeh. But with them hot ass pink nails, who would even focus on it? Real talk, the manucurist should wooped HER ASS for even asking for that damn color. As far as this out fit is concerned... I KNOW YOU SEE IT, I KNOW YOU SEE IT

And speaking of "seeing it", No your eyes are not decieving you. It is Mr. "I Like Dat", Houston!!

This Nucca' lookin' like he should an extra in Pirates of the Carrabian 3 or something. I don't know about you, but he phukkin' scares the hell out of me. But this fan, A.K.A. his cousin, doesn't seem fazed at all.

Speaking of pointless people,

"Hi, My name is Niama. I am the most regular ass, pointless ANTM winner is the history of the show. Really. Please believe me!" Oh baby, I believe you, if nobody else does, I DO. Now don't get me wrong, the woman is very pretty, but she would have to carry her portfolio, like, EVERYWHERE she goes, otherwise, who the hell would believe that this bitch is model, forreal. Hell, Serena Williams is a "model", but that hoe got shoulders big enough pick up a damn bus, so I aint gon question her!!

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

YAWN

I LOVE me some Ms. Jackson. GAWD KNOWS I DO...but

Am I the only one who fuckin' sick of looking at this 40 year olds abs, and finding out how good her munchkin is in bed. C'mon, we know Stella Got her damn groove back, I need to see you to give Britney Spears back her wardrobe, and go to Howard Stern next time you wanna gross someone out about your sex life.

What the BLANK!!


Okay, so for us Adverage Divas, everyday can't be a "Fabulous Day". We all have our "Aw hell naw" fashion moments...but when you got the scrill, no excuses will be accepted.
For Instance;

What the BLANK!!! If this bitch don't give Mariah back her spandex dress....I mean, don't get me wrong, this chick's body is CRAZY, but if you insist on wearin' shit that's so tight, you can see your stretch marks through it, for God sake, wear the right underware. There called thongs baby...or hell go commando. I can see your gurdle drawers!!
Moving on

Now usually Miss Milian is on top of her fashion game, and honestly this outfit's not THAT bad, but if you gon' rock the purple boots, you gotta glam up the hair and makeup little. Since she chose to be halfway casual, she needs to put those boots on Ebay and let me rock 'em right
Ever wonder how a human Sea Monkey looks like?

Wonder no more...well, she's more like a Grease Monkey in this pic. Actually, her fit's not that bad either, but from the glare bouncin' off the dome, it looks tired, and does she. I want her to eat about 3 sandwiches a day though, cause her ass almost dissappeared if she stands sideways.
Speaking of someone eating PLENTY of sandwiches

Damn Mya's a brickhouse on the low!!! But I'm still gon' kick her ass for the getup!

Better honey. That's what I'm talkin' bout!!!

Now this is casual done right. You go Ms. Rowland!!
As far as B, all I can say is take note...casual could still be stylish.
The moral of the story ladies is, it doesn't take much to look your best. Just take your time, and do it right.

I FORGIVE U BEE...............











...............Only because your dress was cute .... Celebs were all out and about in celebration for the release of Beyonce's album B'Day and her birthday held @ the 40/40 club (of course) after the VMA's on 8/31/06 Everyone was trying there best to be super fab @ the soiree while others were just ............there.

Happy Birthday Bee !!!!!

SAY IT AIN'T SO BEE.......................


I must admit I am a Beyonce "Stan". She truly is the hottest chick in the game but I must stay true to my commitment to report unbiased gossip,I mean information. I'm deeply hurt and concerned I just have to ask..........Beyonce............please tell me u did not jack Britney's swagger....my eyes are deceiving me ..........it's the haters trying to sabotage you ..right? Tell me Bee, I'll believe u I will I promise............





Ok I can't front... GUILTY AS CHARGED.Beyonce... (weep weep sniff sniff) Why did u do it ? What's wrong boo boo, are u eating yet? I know that diet of cayenne pepper and maple syrup wittled your waist but surely not your creative juices too. Please I beg of u don't let this happen again. I know u can do it I'll be rooting for u .................

NEW YORK IS IN THE MUTHERFUCKING HOUSE

ITS ON AND POPPIN NOW.......

I know Flavor of Love gets a lot of flack but cmon u have to admit its kind of like a guilty pleasure, at least until The Wire and The Sopranos return I Love U Stringer Bell wit you fine, sexy....... Oh I'm sorry let me get back on subject .........ummm where was I....yes Flavor of Love that is my show and if u don't know now u do My girl New York is back in the house bitches!!!!!!! In case u missed Sunday's Ep we said good bye to "the resident mommy" Like Dat (come on were u really surprised refer to prev post) Don't get me wrong I always root for the BIG GIRLS but come on ya'll know she was not representing. She was not preserving her sexy at all. At the end of the elimination Flav told the girls that he had another guest coming to help him out with the next elimination non other than yo girl and mine trots in. I was like oh yeah now its on. In my opinion she should have won Flavor of Love 1 (could u just imagine the spin off can we say the new Bobby and Whitney) NEway I can not wait to see what Miss New York got in store for the remaining contestants needless to say yo girl will keep ya posted......

Friday, September 1, 2006

AND THE WINNERS ARE...............














Well last night the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards were broadcasted live from Radio City Music Hall. Overall I would say it was ok. There were so many technical difficulties it kind of reminded me of the first couple of Source Awards . Besides that the performances were hot ( Ring The Alarm bitches) the fashion for some ........was not. Here are a few pics ........
JIC u missed it don't worry u know MTV will re-air it all weekend

Now, lets get the break down of the speeches, fashion and performances, starting with the "Most Anticipated" appearance of night...the Notorious K.I.M.

I love me some Kim, God Knows I DO. But I'm gon' need her to stop acting like she was locked up for conspiracy to assassinate the governor, or cocaine trafficking. Bitch you got locked up because YOU LIED!!!! Yes, you stayed true to the code of the streets, but C'mon QB, c'mon. I aint even gon' go there with her outfits, cause, hell...its Kim.

And Ms. B. Um, is it safe to say that I'm in love??LOL. I don't care what y'all say, she's got to be one of the baddest chicks of our time. I mean I heard people say "She be doing too damn much" but I say, bitch if you get paid millions of dollars, you betta shake yo' money maka'. I'm not into watchin pretty girls stand on stage and sing. She's a hella of an entertainer, if you don't believe me.....you just won't believe me hell

Hommage was paid to Mr. Hype Williams for his cataloge of awesome music videos. Busta and Missy performed classic re-enactments of their most craziest Hype videos, "Put your Hands Where my Eyes Can See", and "The Rain". Bus's rendition was off the chain, I was diggin' the Aftrican dancing and all that, but Missy Elliot looked like a bumbling damn fool on that mini-hummer power wheel. I thought that shit was gonna break in half....LOLOL

All and all, this year's VMAs, it was a sort of lame show, if I'm being honest. It will rerun like 50 times this Labor Day weekend, so you can ultimately be the judge.

OH HELL TO THE NAW.............



Ok kiddies I know ya'll are dying to hear all the scoop about the VMAs but when I heard this I just had to share (I'm just sweet like that :) ...

Rumor has it that Karrine "Superhead" Steffans and Bobby "The King of R&B (that's Rocks and Blunts ya'll)" Brown have reportedly been keeping company.

"It's a really tricky situation," Steffans told the New York Daily News. “He is my dearest friend. But I'm not saying it's romantic. We won't know what it is till we're ready. "
She also went on to say, "There's a wife and children involved. I don't want to wreck any marriages. But if a marriage is already wrecked, that's not my fault."
Regarding Whitney Houston and her personal issues, Steffans commented: "I've never met her, but I'm a big fan. I want her to come back and sing her heart out."

Now ya'll know Nippy don't play that she from the hood we'll have to wait to see the outcome of this little triangle...............Ya know ya girl will keep ya posted