DUDE YOU DUMB AS HELL

New York Giant Michael Strahan's divorce is getting uglier by the day First Jean Strahan accused Mike of living an "alternative lifestyle", then a few days after the divorce is final, she's all in the press talking about how his teammates have been calling to console her and how she's going to have fun for the rest of her life and now his ex-wife just got awarded 15 million dollars in their divorce settlement. That's over half of his $23 million dollar net worth!!!!Oh no wait ya'll it gets better, he's the one who signed a pre-nuptual agreement that entitled Jean Strahan to 50 percent of their joint marital assets and 20 percent of his yearly income from each year they were married......DUMBASS.....The bad thing is, his first wife, who also has children with him, gets nowhere near as much. Like his first family gets $2,500.00 a month and this raggedy heffer gets like $18,000.00 a month..... Let me correct that she will not be RAGGEDY for long ...... wait a minute wasn't Nicole Brown Simpson getting broke off like that froom OJ........Hmm watch yo back Jean

THIS JUST IN: This shit just keeps getting better Jean Strahan "live in" carpenter had to call the cops on Mike after he showed up to drop off the kids and Jean wasn't home. The "carpenter" was like, "Jean's not home, you can leave the girls with me", and Mike was like, "I ain't leaving my daughters with you! If Jean ain't here in five minutes it's gonna be trouble!"