I'M BACK BABIES!!!!

Yeh, you know your girl's been gone for a minute, but I'm back in the '07 to dish out the latest batch of bullshit....and oh there will be B.S. to dish out.

First on the choppin' block, here's the latest on the youngest member of Shit--oops, I mean---Dipset, Mr. Mini Me Juelz Santanaa. Peep this...

Juelz is cool and down to earth but his brother Twin is a selfish dick rider!!!..Juelz is the humble rapper and Twin swears he's the celeb. Twin & his girl(yeah that chick named Crystal is his girl...also a well know Harlem jump off) both live with Juelz and his girl, and have no intentions on ever leaving and that is not cute at all. crystal has a son that you hadly ever see her with and she left him living with her mother when she moved in with twin & Juelz after like 2 1/2 weeks of knowing him. She dont take care of that little boy at all.She all about making her way to the top.Oh yeah, juelz father is really bad on drugs, lives in thier old, run down apt in Harlem with their older brother and he never helps them out but he owns a bunch of cars, jewelry, and clothes. The brother got locked up and he wouldn't even put up the bail $. They are both hoes and have shared girls plenty of times.(Wouldnt be surprised if Crystal was one of the girls) Yup (the lil short one) is Twins baby mama and she's rauncy as hell! Will fight you in a heartbeat(and win) and cant stand Crys. Most of the family cant but they are all phony as hell. Especially their old ass mother who swears she's like 25 or sumpthin. Juelz fuck with Remy Ma HEAVY. also Esther Baxter, Foxy,....& a few others but they weren't very important.Juelz is in LOVE with Remy Ma, but she doesnt pay him no mind. She said she'd break him & considers him as a brother, aint nothin happened between them in that way. Kay Slay had to bitch slap Juelz last month as his Remy obsession was gettin too much.Esther Baxter - yet another rumor that started after the Oh Yes vid. Juelz was used as a coverup, as it was actually another member of Dipset who was/is fuckin with her.

Ummmmmm, I aint a hata...but...um Remy Ma? Juelz, c'mon pa. Everything else...no comment, just one word; Niggadum!

Moving on...on the subject on Niggadum

This week's National Enquirer says OJ is addicted to Oxycontin and that ever since that book deal got cancelled he has been spiraling out of control. They also say his kids hate him, including Arnelle, who lives in Miami with OJ.Then in today's New York Daily, they said OJ was spotted in a Vail, Colo. bar waving a pair of black leather gloves around and slapping them on his hands in a very loud and obvious manner. Sick.

This nucca is dumb as hell. I thought that Cocaine was a powerful drug...well, I still know crack is wack. LOL

But since we're talking about substance abuse at it's lowest...let's play a little game I'd like to call

NAME THAT CRACKHEAD!!!!! YEAH!!!!!

"Hey, you might remember me as the sexy young co-star of a popular urban sitcom along side one of the most desired male hip hop stars. Since then, I managed to piss away all my money on a pair of fake tits. I've been the object of famous men's desire as I starred in videos with some of r&b and hip hop heavy weights such as Jaheim, Tyrese and Fat Joe. My idols used to be Angela Basset and Patti LaBelle...now I'm lookin' more like Supahead and Nippy. Who am I??? No, really...I don't even know. Who the fuck am I baby?? I'll suck your...." LOL

Okay, okay. Let's say that wasn't a direct quote, but this is Ms. Maia Campbell. You remember her from In The House co-starring LLCoolJ. Before, she was red hot in videos like Tyrese's Sweet Lady and Fat Joe's What's Luv? Now, she makes videos lookin' a hot mess!! About as hot as that rock she smoked before she took this damn pic. Damn

And to think, when people said I looked kinda' like her, I took it as a compliment. Now I gotta take a niggas whole fronts out

Moving on to Bigger and Dumber things...

What the *BLANK*??! Close your damn mouth Nippy Jr.!!

What the hell is Bill Cosby wearing. Why I oughta'....huh?...he's not?...you kidding....what?...Who the hell is Jermaine Jackson?!!!!

SO...

Monica, RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Nelly, if you're tryin' to make me jealous, it's not workin' boo. I know her secrets...

She slippin' on her MAC game in that pic with you, and I see she aint lettin' Anastacia touch them brows either. Why she come out the house like that lookin' all insecure and shit.

I aint mad atcha' boo, not anymore.LOL

On the real though, word on the street is Nelly's P.O.'ed at whoever was writing those LIES about him and Ashanti being engaged. Especially since Nelly and I've been married since last summer.

illseed over at All Hip Hop says Nelly ain't too happy about that rumor going around that he and Ashanti got engaged over the holidays. Hell, Ashanti probably started the rumor herself hoping to push Nelly into going through with it.