SHUT THE F(*K UP

Mariah Carey is on something

"I think that a lot of women are just trying to live up to the stereotypes and to the standard that's set on TV and in magazines, which is airbrushed women who weigh 3 pounds. And it's not fair. It's not easy. But everybody gets really protective of me. They're, like, 'Be less sexy.'" "If I look too sexy it's NOT INTENTIONAL- if you film my body a certain way, it's gonna look like a certain way. But honestly, I've been the same way since I was a little kid. Like, I'm just emulating whatever's on a magazine"

So let me get this straight MiMi you mean to tell me that when you wear ish like this......

Mariah in concert

And this......

Mariah @ Oprah's school opening in Africa

You're not "trying" to be sexy???? Bitch please you TRYING to damn hard