WTF???

{ONE of} Michael Jordan's mistress created a blog ??? By now you know how petty I am so of course I checked it out here's a snippet:

There reason that I am writing the blog is because MY private relationship with the world's most famous athlete was being manipulated and distorted by others......... I am Lisa Miceli, Michael Jordan's mistress acquired after his second retirement from the game of basketball. As I have mentioned in earlier posts, I hope to pen a book soon, in which I will be able to go into more detail on some things that on a blog, I just cannot get into depth quite yet........ Micrhael Jordan is definately the best sex that I ever had. However, there is more to the story than that, as sex creates very strong emotions and bonds between people. As I have said in the past, sex is the ultimate expression of love. Every sexual encounter is an opportunity to bring more than just two people together but whole families, who may be from very different backgrounds. Along with that, you bring together a circle of friends and potential business contacts, as long as that relationship has not been abused. In my story, you will hear of friends trying to overstep their boundaries and take on the role of a parent or even try and take over my spot. It was devasting for me to feel constantly challenged in my relationship with Michael Jordan by people who were claiming to be friends and were only around my under the pretense that they WERE a friend. I am in my 30's and it was tough and was employed the whole time that I dated MJ. I met MJ at 26 yrs of age. I like anyone else look for love, not a famous man..

obviously this chick doesn't have shit else going on in her life