YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' KIDDIN' ME!

No, no way. No effin' way. With all this cash that these celebrities have, I still gotta be bombarded with these scary ass fashion/beauty don'ts??

I mean, KIM...no, come here, and you betta listen to me good. If I EVER, EVER see you smear on them thick ass eyebrows and cheese this hard for a picture like you lookin' hot to death again,

I'm gon' run up to you wipe a wet kleenex across your forehead and walk away.

I'm tired of lookin' at this chick's Lace Front all the time...more like Polyester Front, real fake and generic looking

And this is how she looks after photoshop. hmmmmm

Okay, Pam, I mean Tachina, stop cheesin so hard. And if you're gonna rock a short do, use a little more relaxer on the sides.

Sometimes I just wanna slap Fanny and tell her, "Bitch you on stage, not in the studio. Stop making them faces!!"

You already know who this is.

You about as flamin' as that color you rockin', Minister. (pray for me, lol)

Jennifer: Why is this bitch always posing. Ugh

Naomi: Yeh, I mean I'm a badass, international known model with gorgeous cheek bones and a fantastic ass. I don't do the posey-wosey.

Jennifer: She just always twisting her body and doing all kind of stupid shit.

Naomi: Yeh, even when I was Versace's nubian muse, I did less posey-wosey.

Jennifer: Posey-Wo...What? Bitch, what are you talkin' bout? Anyway, I just really can't stand that bitch. Talk you later Nay, gotta take some pictures with this fake bitch. Oh Bee! Whassup boo. HHHEEEYYYY!!!

Uh, oh. Somebody's draggin' a little more wagon.

Yup, none other than Miss Alicia Keys. Girl get yo' run on, you know Hollywood aint ready for them hips.

Tia Mowry and fiance', What'sHisFace. Anyhoo, is it me or does he look especially smoked out?

Well, I'm glad Beyonce's not having any wig malfunctions...what?...oh, Cassie. You look different, but oh so familiar. Pretty

Omar Epps and Such&Such Epps. Awwwwww who cares?