Tuesday, April 3, 2007

FERGELICIOUS.....(OR HOWEVER THE HELL IT'S SPELLED)

I must admit I liked The Black Eyed Peas better before Fergie but she has grown on me.......Why you may ask? Well she reminds me of the white girl who has a black baby daddy so she trys extra hard to be so down.........in other words she is HILARIOUS..........besides swagger jacking Gwen Stefani/Madonna/Nelly Furtado and just about every other pigment deprived female singer that gets an occasional "ghetto pass" here are some other fun facts about Ms Ferguson......

*She pissed on herself in concert............Hey I did'nt make THIS
shit up
*She used to move birds in LA............she stopped after someone put a "strap to her nap" (GHETTO TRANSLATION: Someone put a gun to her head)
And I'm sure the fellas will appreciate this.......
*She's a carpet muncher "I have had my head in between a woman’s legs with my tongue in the out position."

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