I REALLY need to know WHY...

Why the hell does Blue Cantrell look like a lost member of the Jacksons??? Micheal, is that you??

Because she is, that's why!!!

Why won't Remy Man take off that damn wig. It looks like it smells like Newports and Colt 45.

Because she's a MAN, that's why!!

Why does Kanye ALWAYS look like he got a mouth full of shit?

That's because he does, that's why!!! (Stank breath bastard)

Why does Naima even try...

Because she's contractually obligated to look like shit, that's why!!

Why does Sista Shakur "Looka' Like a Broke Ass Sexual Chocolate"?

Cause she "LOOKA LIKE A BROKE ASS SEXUAL CHOCOLATE"

Why is Omarion posing like this??

Cause he stepped in some Doo-Doo, baby.

Why did this hoe even open her mouth about...ANYBODY??

I don't know. You tell me!!!