The Answer 24/7: December 2006

The Answer wants to wish all of our readers a very happy and safe new year.............

See ya in 2007!!!!!!!!

THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE..............

Some of our favorite celebs have given us a lot of memorable moments in 2006 . Let's see Bobby and Whitney split, New York lost out to Deelishis, Beyonce had a wig malfunction I can go on and on but to the answer24/7 none compare too ........(drums please) Baby and Lil Wayne's infamous tongue-wrestling session. Ok it was'nt that deep but how often do you see 2 thug ass niggas sharing an intimate moment. R.Kelly said it best, "even a thug needs a hug"(and obviously a kiss too) Anywho, the point is this was a very shocking moment and a well deserved winner of the....................

"WTF Moment of 2006"

(Reenactment w/ and in a English Accent)
Weezy: Father I have missed you wherever have you been?
Baby: Come come my child that does not matter. I am here now. Embrace me and kiss me upon thy lips
Weezy: This is the moment I have longed for all day. Take me father........I'm yours
Baby: I will son, I will....
END SCENE

DAMMITT MICHAEL

(TMZ)Former heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of cocaine in Scottsdale, Arizona early Friday morning.Cops say they stopped Iron Mike after his car almost crashed into a sheriff's vehicle while leaving a bar around 1:45 a.m. Police say Tyson was coopertive and acted like a gentleman....I wonder if he was on his way to the Bunnyranch... you know Heidi Fleiss don't play "Bitch better have my money"

YES DAMMIT ............I GOT A LIST TOO

"OH MY DAMN" 2006

1. LIL KIM

I know you thinking " MissJo, you choose The QueenBee as #1 over Remyma??" Yes Kids and I'll tell you why...I mean do you really expect anything less than "garbage can glamour" from Remy. Kim is # 1 because that bitch just got out of jail so she should have came better than that walking around looking like a damn science project

2. REMY MA

Remy Ma or as I lovingly refer to her as "RemyMAN" , "RemyMONSTER" or just plain old "What the Fuck?" has always managed to make me chuckle with her ensembles . What's really sad is that shes not even really ugly..... well only if you squnt real hard and she's standing like 12ft away (LMAO)

3. STAR JONES

Why is she a HotAssMess? The proof is in the puddding..........and she ate it

Honarable Mentions

WENDY WILLIAMS

(sigh) I'm conflicted I like Wendy Williams I love her show I think she is hilarious but she looks like a cross between Dennis Rodman and Dolly Parton ...she just all fucked up

GOLDEN BROOKS

She looks like a mongroose ( I don't even know what that is it just sounds ugly)

KHIA

Do I really need to say anything? Saggy tits-check, jacked up brows-check,stretchmarks in full view-check....that spells gutterbut to me folks....

BRANDY

Brandy has always looked like an ant eater to me (you know because her eyes are so far apart) but with a little Cover Girl and a GOOD weave she looked pretty decent. In 2006 Moesha widdled her self down to a size 2 knowing her body can not sustain the weight of her head. Plus she promoted the bunk ass plastic weave..........damn shame