My Beautiful People

Look at the beautiful Ms. LeToya Luckett gracing her beauty on the latest cover of Jet. Too bad the interview is not as intriguing, being as though she has to answer the same DAMN questions over and over again. True, her departure from Destiny's Child is a huge part of her media appeal, but let's ask her this shit for like another month, and then, LET IT

REST!!

Here's your first look at the new ANTM bunch. Looks like this season comes with a twist...apparently Tyra's added some transgender momi's to compete with the au'natural females. OOOh Wee!! Time to get fierce now ladies...and gentlemen. LOL

Now there are like, 5 women in this photo, and rest have bigger saks than Snoop, Meth and Red, and I don't mean saks of that "OOH WEE" either. So its safe to say that this year, viewers have the chance participate in finding out which ladies shave their legs and which ones shave their chests. Here's a hint; Tyra IS a

woman. LOL

I know I'm wrong for that y'all, but I just say what y'all wanna say.LOL

Moving right along...

Talk about random Bull Shit!!! Tamayra Gray has recently become a Mrs. ...

...TO THE KENNY G LOOKING DUDE FROM COLOR ME BADD!!!! Yes, babies. It's your "favorite" Season 1 Idol, and Mr."I Wanna Sex U Up", Sam Watters. UGH!!(barf) Love is DEFINITELY blind.

Speaking of damn near throwing up and goin' blind...

Its none other than Mrs. Star Jones-Reynolds. YAK! Look, I know them bitches did you dirty on the view momi, but I'm really gon need you to smile more, seriously.

Fox "Booga" Brown almost grasps the concept of smiling...uh, yeh. But with them hot ass pink nails, who would even focus on it? Real talk, the manucurist should wooped HER ASS for even asking for that damn color. As far as this out fit is concerned... I KNOW YOU SEE IT, I KNOW YOU SEE IT

And speaking of "seeing it", No your eyes are not decieving you. It is Mr. "I Like Dat", Houston!!

This Nucca' lookin' like he should an extra in Pirates of the Carrabian 3 or something. I don't know about you, but he phukkin' scares the hell out of me. But this fan, A.K.A. his cousin, doesn't seem fazed at all.

Speaking of pointless people,

"Hi, My name is Niama. I am the most regular ass, pointless ANTM winner is the history of the show. Really. Please believe me!" Oh baby, I believe you, if nobody else does, I DO. Now don't get me wrong, the woman is very pretty, but she would have to carry her portfolio, like, EVERYWHERE she goes, otherwise, who the hell would believe that this bitch is model, forreal. Hell, Serena Williams is a "model", but that hoe got shoulders big enough pick up a damn bus, so I aint gon question her!!