Monday, September 11, 2006

FASHION WEEK CONTINUED............THE BAD!!!!!

U KNOW I TRY TO BE NICE BUT I OFTEN FEEL LIKE AL PACINO IN THE GODFATHER III, U KNOW THE SCENE WHERE MICHAEL SAYS "EVERYTIME I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN" THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT THESE DAMN CELEBS AND THEY FASHION SENSE EVERYTIME I TRY TO BE NICE THEY UP AND DO THIS SHIT .......
I MEAN WHAT DO THEY EXPECT






JADE (CRAZY BROAD FROM ANTM) MOVING ON







HERE IS DOGGY BLACK LOOKING LIKE THAT OLD UGLY ASS COUCH AND YOUR GRANDMAS BASEMENT













LIL KIM THAT IS THE EXACT SAME EXPRESSION I HAD WHEN I SAW THESE PICS OF YOU
I HAVE A QUICK QUESTION...........DIDDY, DIDN'T U WIN LIKE DESIGNER OF THE YEAR? HUH?..............YEAH I'M GONE NEED U TO HOLLA @ YO MOMMA, THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!

FASHION WEEK CONTINUED............

SEE YOU THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING ABOUT WHAT I SAID ABOUT FASHION WEEK IT BRINGS OUT THE BEST AND THE WORST ..............
NOW U KNOW WE COULD NOT TALK ABOUT FASHION W/O BRINGIN UP MS FABULOSITY . KIMMY WAS REPRESENTING @ THE BABYPHAT FASHION SHOW AND ALL HER FRIENDS WERE THERE TOO SUPPORT




HEY AMERIE GIRL WHERE U BEEN? LOOKING FABULOUS I MUST SAY, WOW SHE AND HER SIS LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE.

OK B-ROCKA U ARE REDEEMING YOURSELF FROM THE NUMEROUS FASHION FAUX PAS U HAVE COMMITTED. AHHH WHAT A DIFFERENCE A COUPLE OF APPEARANCES ON NETWORK TV MAKES
TRINA=LOVE THE DRESS LOSE THE LACE FRONT!

FASHION WEEK CONTINUED............THE GOOD!!!!!

AMERIE, RHIANCE AND KENYA FROM " AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL" ARE REALLY WORKING THE SEXY-CAS LOOK DO YOUR THANG!

MISS ROWLAND LOOKING GOOD A LIL ELVIRA MEETS NAOMI CAMPBELLISH BUT THAT'S MY GIRL SO ITS ALL GRAVY



EVE u'r back mama!!!! I'm so glad you got over your fashion depression and once again graced us with the fierceness only u can bring.

THAT'S MY BITCH.............



HATE IF U WILL BUT U CAN'T DENY SHE AIN'T NO JOKE...... CHECK OUT THE RECENT PERFORMANCES FROM YO GIRL AND MINE

Good Morning America Beyonce - Green Light

Beyonce - Irreplaceable (Good Morning America)

Beyonce Performing At Fashion Rocks

I AINT GOT NOTHING TO SAY BUT .............THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 8, 2006

I'M SO EXCITED.........



TWO OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS ARE BACK IN EFFECT :
THE WIRE AND DEF COMEDY ARE RETURNING THIS SUNDAY ON HBO AND I CAN'T WAIT. DAMN I GUESS I'M GONE HAVE TO CATCH FLAVOR OF LOVE SUNDAY AFTERNOON.

MAKE SURE U CHECK THESE SHOWS OUT YA'LL THEY ARE FIRE!!!!!
(RIP STRINGER BELL AKA CHOCLATE THUNDER BKA MY BABY DADDY)








I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL CUTE. HERE IS A PROMO PIC FOR MONICA'S NEW ALBUM THE MAKINGS OF ME SCHEDULED TO HIT STORES SEPTEMBER 19, 2006. SHE HAS BEEN GETTING SOME FLACK FOR HER NEW SINGLE, EVERYTIME THE BEAT DROP, BUT I THINKS ITS HOT. GONE HEAD MISS THANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M GONE NEED......................

FOR JANET TO START MONITORING THE AMOUNT OF PHOTOSHOPPING AND AIRBRUSHING USED IN HER MAGAZINE SPREADS . IT IS POSSIBLE TO GO OVERBOARD DAMITA JO U REALLY STARTING TO LOOK LIKE YOUR BROTHER MIKE. I IMPLORE U TO JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













FASHION WEEK.....


I LOVE FASHION WEEK, IT BRINGS OUT THE BEST AND OFTEN TIMES THE WORST IN OUR FAVORITE CELEBS. THE OFFICIAL KICK OFF FOR FASHION WEEK WAS THE THE FASHION ROCK CONCERT HELD 9/8/6 @ NEW YORK'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL W/PERFORMANCES FROM BEYONCE, JAY-Z, JAMIE FOXX AND RIHANNA . IT AIRS TONGHT @ 9PM ON CBS CHECK OUT PICS OF THE ARRIVALS AND PERFORMANCES

YES KIMORA WE SEE U ..................WORK IT MOMMY







OK MISS BEE WORK IT OUT!!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT JAMIE HAS BEEN LOOKING REALLY SCRUM-DILLI-UMPCIOUS LATELY

RING THE ALARM REMIX W/FOXXY BROWN




OK THIS IS WHAT THIS SONG NEEDED A LITTLE MORE EDGE

click here to listen
http://www.zshare.net/audio/beyonce-feat-foxy-brown-ring-the-alarm-hipandpop-rip-mp3.html

DO U KNOW THIS PERSON?.........

WOW It's been soooooooo long since u have been spotted Olivia I damn near forgot who u were. Hey, QUESTION: What ever happened to your record? ........On second thought, Never Mind.

Diddy NFL Kickoff Performance

HMMMMMMMMM What can I say about this performance...........NOTE TO DIDDY: IF U INSIST ON LIP SYNCHING @ LEAST PUT THE MIC CLOSE TO YOUR MOUTH TO PLAY IT OFF
(With that performance r u really surprised he came to the defense of Cassie)
NOTE TO AUBREY: REMEMBER WHEN U HAD SAID ON MAKING THE BAND U DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE "SEXY PRETTY" ONE, STOP BEING A SLUT, MS. PORTER MAY HAVE SUPER (MALE) MODEL LOOKS BUT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND SHE FROM THE HOOD I DON'T THINK SHE APPRECIATE U ALL ON HER BABY DADDY LIKE THAT.........

Thursday, September 7, 2006

I REALLY need to know WHY...

Why the hell does Blue Cantrell look like a lost member of the Jacksons??? Micheal, is that you??
Because she is, that's why!!!
Why won't Remy Man take off that damn wig. It looks like it smells like Newports and Colt 45.
Because she's a MAN, that's why!!
Why does Kanye ALWAYS look like he got a mouth full of shit?
That's because he does, that's why!!! (Stank breath bastard)
Why does Naima even try...
Because she's contractually obligated to look like shit, that's why!!
Why does Sista Shakur "Looka' Like a Broke Ass Sexual Chocolate"?
Cause she "LOOKA LIKE A BROKE ASS SEXUAL CHOCOLATE"
Why is Omarion posing like this??
Cause he stepped in some Doo-Doo, baby.
Why did this hoe even open her mouth about...ANYBODY??
I don't know. You tell me!!!

U SEE IT.............


WELL WELL DIDDY I HEARD THAT I GUESS U WON'T BE YOUR USUAL SELFISH SELF AND HOG ALL THE SPOTLIGHT .........
DIDDY ALONG WITH HIS "ARTIST" CASSIE, DANITY KANE , and YUNG JOKE OPPS I
MEAN JOC ANNOUCNED THEY WILL BE PERFORMING @ THE NFL KICKOFF CONCERT SCHEDULED TONIGHT @ 8PM ON NBC.







Do It To It Momi. Kelis is bringin' SeXXXy Back!


Yeh, this is what I'm talkin' bout. Kelis, you're slowly making up for those wack ass performances you did on 106 a couple weeks ago. This video is very sexy, and still, different and refreshing. Nas is looking very SCRUMTULESCENT in this video I must say. I need to find me a nucca to blind fold, so I can get SEXY on him...LOL

Batman Returns



I must admit, this is a cool lil joint. I can see me rockin' to this, most definitely. Stacy Dash is a Bad Chick, I mean she's like 50 years old and she still perserved her sexy. Gon'Stella, get your groove back boo.

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK YA'LL.....


I AM A CHILD OF THE 90'S AND I LOVE ME SOME R&B (THAT'S RHYTHM AND BLUES YA'LL I AIN'T BOBBY BROWN) . WHENEVER I HEAR ME SOME JODECI, GUY, OR SWV I FEEL LIKE MY DRUNK ASS AUNTIE @ THE BBQ " HEY THAT'S MY SONG" (DON'T EVEN FRONT LIKE U DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT)

APPARANTLY A FEW OF OUR FAV R&B ACTS ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER AND HITTING THE ROAD . LETS SEE IF THE YEARS HAVE BEEN AS GOOD TO THEM AS ITS BEEN TO ME (DON'T SLEEP YO GIRL IS HOT :) TAKE A WALK WITH ME DOWN MEMORY LANE.......


OK LETS START WITH THE LADIES...HERE ARE SWV AND ENVOUGE @ RECENT PERFORMANCES. LOOK LIKE ENVOUGE BEEN PREPARING FOR THEY COMEBACK
THEM BITCHES BEEN PRESERVING THEY SEXY .


ON THE OTHER HAND, THE LADIES OF SWV LOOK LIKE THEY GOT ORGANIZED VIA EMAIL AND PHONE CALLS I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT CONVO WENT......

TAJ=HELLO
COKO= HEY GIRL CLICK OVER AND CALL LEELEE
LEELEE= HELLO
COKO=HEY BOO U WANNA SING @ MY COUSIN'S BBQ WITH ME AND TAJ
LEELEE= I CAN DO THAT WHAT WE WEARING?
TAJ=SHIT I'M GONE WEAR THE SAME SHIT I WORE TO THE MOVIES LAST WEEK
COKO= OK I GOT A GREEN SHIRT TOO
LEELEE=ME TOO...HEY ITS ON NOW

COME ON TAJ, LELEE AND COKO STEP YO GAME UP MOVING ON .....


SO HERE WE HAVE SHAI.........NOT TOO BAD EXCEPT OL BOY WITH THE DREADS LOOK LIKE HE BEEN SMOKING THAT OHH WEE MOVING ON ....... (FYI DID U KNOW GARFIELD IS COKO'S BABY DADDY)






SO NEXT WE HAVE SILK LOOKING MORE LIKE WOOL BUT THAT'S OK CUZ THEM BOYS CAN SANG....HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHERE IS THE ELMER FUDD LOOKING DUDE? MOVING ON............









JOJO... KCI ... EVERY TIME I SEE THEM I THINK OF THAT EPISODE OF MARTIN WHEN MARTIN WAS SINGING LATELY WITH THEM (DON'T SLEEP ON MARTY MAR)
THAT WAS HILARIOUS. OK SO THE ORIGINAL "BAD BOYS OF R&B" ARE TRYING TO GET THAT SWAGGER BACK. BY THE DARK LIPS U CAN TELL THEY BEEN CHILLING @ TOO MANY AFTERPARTIES W/SNOOP AND THEM

Yeh, right K-Ci. Yeh PHUKKIN' RIGHT


SIKE I'M JUST PLAYING U KNOW I HAD TO SPRINKLE A LITTLE HATERADE ON THEM BUT ON THE REAL TIP I'M HAPPY THESE VETS ARE BLESSING US AGAIN WITH THAT REAL R&B . KEEP IT PIMPIN YA'LL .............